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Famous last words...
Jeg fandt lige en side, hvor jeg kopierede de sjovestede (imho):
- And now that I'm running my life support equipment through Windows 95, I'll never have to worry about — beeeeeeeep...
- Are you pregnant or just plain fat ?
- Aww what cute little fish...
- Bob, you have any grenades left ? Throw me one...
- But this cartoon about Mohammad is REALLY FUNNY
- Comrade Stalin. I don't like your style of management so I'm going to challenge you for the leadership.
- Cool! If you look through the wrong end of the binoculars, those charging elephants look really far away !
- Cut the red one !
- Don't be silly. If this was really the ship's self-destruct button, do you think they'd leave it lying around where anyone could press it ?
- Don't shoot, it's me...
- Don't unplug it, it will just take a moment to fix.
- I can do that with my eyes closed.
- I folded my parachute myself.
- I know it's 30,000 volts, but I'm wearing rubber soles.
- I can hold my breath at least that long.
- I wonder where the mother bear is.
- It's OK, the gay guy with the boils just lent me his hypodermic needle.
- It's probably just a rash.
- It's strong enough for both of us.
- It's supposed to make that noise.
- It says: "Achtung ! Minefield". That's German for "Welcome to Munich" isn't it ?
- Is it just a coincidence that everyone in your gang is ugly?
- Just throw me that meat cleaver, would you ?
- Let's ask those soldiers for directions.
- Look ! No hands !
- Maybe the Iranians do need nuclear reactors for energy...
- Of *course* it's bulletproof. Shoot me and you'll see.
- Of course Muslims have a sense of humor...
- Oh, hi Laur... err Sandra !
- OK honey, you can drive!
- Pass me a hanky; I'm going to wipe the foam off that dog's mouth.
- Rat poison only kills rats.
- See, it'll be much quicker if I butter the toast while it's still IN the toaster.
- Tequila ? That stuff's for wimps! I can drink it all night and still be sober enough to drive home.
- That's not smoke, that's steam.
- There's 300 of us. That should be enough to intimidate the Persians.
- These cockpit lights flash all the time. Don't worry about it.
- This is the best gay biker bar EVER !
- Wanna see me beat this train ?
- Well, here we are on the world's largest hydrogen airship; this calls for a cigare...
- What do you mean my weapon was made by the cheapest contractor ?
- It's so tame I can put my head in its mouth.
- And now that I'm running my life support equipment through Windows 95, I'll never have to worry about — beeeeeeeep...
- Are you pregnant or just plain fat ?
- Aww what cute little fish...
- Bob, you have any grenades left ? Throw me one...
- But this cartoon about Mohammad is REALLY FUNNY
- Comrade Stalin. I don't like your style of management so I'm going to challenge you for the leadership.
- Cool! If you look through the wrong end of the binoculars, those charging elephants look really far away !
- Cut the red one !
- Don't be silly. If this was really the ship's self-destruct button, do you think they'd leave it lying around where anyone could press it ?
- Don't shoot, it's me...
- Don't unplug it, it will just take a moment to fix.
- I can do that with my eyes closed.
- I folded my parachute myself.
- I know it's 30,000 volts, but I'm wearing rubber soles.
- I can hold my breath at least that long.
- I wonder where the mother bear is.
- It's OK, the gay guy with the boils just lent me his hypodermic needle.
- It's probably just a rash.
- It's strong enough for both of us.
- It's supposed to make that noise.
- It says: "Achtung ! Minefield". That's German for "Welcome to Munich" isn't it ?
- Is it just a coincidence that everyone in your gang is ugly?
- Just throw me that meat cleaver, would you ?
- Let's ask those soldiers for directions.
- Look ! No hands !
- Maybe the Iranians do need nuclear reactors for energy...
- Of *course* it's bulletproof. Shoot me and you'll see.
- Of course Muslims have a sense of humor...
- Oh, hi Laur... err Sandra !
- OK honey, you can drive!
- Pass me a hanky; I'm going to wipe the foam off that dog's mouth.
- Rat poison only kills rats.
- See, it'll be much quicker if I butter the toast while it's still IN the toaster.
- Tequila ? That stuff's for wimps! I can drink it all night and still be sober enough to drive home.
- That's not smoke, that's steam.
- There's 300 of us. That should be enough to intimidate the Persians.
- These cockpit lights flash all the time. Don't worry about it.
- This is the best gay biker bar EVER !
- Wanna see me beat this train ?
- Well, here we are on the world's largest hydrogen airship; this calls for a cigare...
- What do you mean my weapon was made by the cheapest contractor ?
- It's so tame I can put my head in its mouth.
http://newz.dk/danskerne-skal-beskyttes-bedre-paa-internettet#28 skrev:..tror I virkelig på, at i kan blive anholdt/retsforfulgt fordi i siger, at det er <slettet af red.>
#8 - Shantri, var mit indlæg irrilevant fordi du ikke forstod den ?
eller fordi du ikke synes død ved chlorgas er cool nok :P ?
Til dem der ikke fattede den, så er der mange der er døde af chlorgas fra at blande klorin med syrebaserede rengøringsmidler
eller fordi du ikke synes død ved chlorgas er cool nok :P ?
Til dem der ikke fattede den, så er der mange der er døde af chlorgas fra at blande klorin med syrebaserede rengøringsmidler
reefermadness (21) skrev:#8 - Shantri, var mit indlæg irrilevant fordi du ikke forstod den ?
eller fordi du ikke synes død ved chlorgas er cool nok :P ?
Til dem der ikke fattede den, så er der mange der er døde af chlorgas fra at blande klorin med syrebaserede rengøringsmidler
Har slet ikke været min mening at rate dig, det er hermed rettet til neutral igen.
/god dag
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