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Caek of Doom (499) skrev:diller trans' logo o_O
Okay, den var plat!
Jeg smutter i seng nu, så I, mine kære medlæsere, ikke skal tækkes mere med mig...
Uhm der er noget jeg ikke ved.. Hvordan hænger iPhone sammen med hacking device i denne forbindelse?
#503 Ideel størrelse, nem at skjule. Nært full feature BSD baseret OS under hjelmen, så den kan køre næsten hvad som helst, bare man kan builde det til ARM-processoren. Du kan køre alt fra gcc til X-Windows apps på den. Men det kræver dog et jail break.
Ideen er at de sandsynligvis udvikler på UNIX maskiner hos NSA, og en hacker vil have et miljø, som vedkommende føler sig hjemme i.
Eneste problem er at det kræver at man jailbreaker den dog.
Edit: der er en ganske udemærket terminal app til den.
Ideen er at de sandsynligvis udvikler på UNIX maskiner hos NSA, og en hacker vil have et miljø, som vedkommende føler sig hjemme i.
Eneste problem er at det kræver at man jailbreaker den dog.
Edit: der er en ganske udemærket terminal app til den.
- The Two Cows -
Biblical Capitalism: You have two cows. You take care of them and sell the extra milk.
Feudalism: Your lord lends you two cows. He takes most of the milk and leaves you some.
Pure Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them into a barn with everyone else’s cows. You have to take care of all the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.
Bureaucratic Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need.
Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes them both, hires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk.
Pure Communism: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you to take care of them, and you all share the milk.
Russian Communism: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.
Cambodian Communism: You have two cows. The government takes them both and shoots you.
Dictatorship: You have two cows. The government takes them both and drafts you.
Pure Democracy: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.
Representative Democracy: You have two cows. Your neighbors vote for someone to tell you who gets the milk.
American Democracy: The government promises to give you two cows if you vote for it. After the election, the President is impeached for speculating in cow futures. The press dubs the affair "Cowgate."
British Democracy: You have two cows. You feed them sheep brains and they go mad. The government doesn’t do anything.
Bureaucracy: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.
Environmentalism: You have two cows. The government bans you from milking or killing them.
Pure Anarchy: You have two cows. Your neighbors riot and kill you for trying to sell the milk.
Libertarian/Anarcho-Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
Clintonomics: You have two cows. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Totalitarianism: You have two cows. The government takes them and denies they ever existed. Milk is banned.
Counter-Culture: Wow, dude, there’s like... These two cows, man. You got to have some of this milk.
Biblical Capitalism: You have two cows. You take care of them and sell the extra milk.
Feudalism: Your lord lends you two cows. He takes most of the milk and leaves you some.
Pure Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them into a barn with everyone else’s cows. You have to take care of all the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.
Bureaucratic Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need.
Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes them both, hires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk.
Pure Communism: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you to take care of them, and you all share the milk.
Russian Communism: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.
Cambodian Communism: You have two cows. The government takes them both and shoots you.
Dictatorship: You have two cows. The government takes them both and drafts you.
Pure Democracy: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.
Representative Democracy: You have two cows. Your neighbors vote for someone to tell you who gets the milk.
American Democracy: The government promises to give you two cows if you vote for it. After the election, the President is impeached for speculating in cow futures. The press dubs the affair "Cowgate."
British Democracy: You have two cows. You feed them sheep brains and they go mad. The government doesn’t do anything.
Bureaucracy: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.
Environmentalism: You have two cows. The government bans you from milking or killing them.
Pure Anarchy: You have two cows. Your neighbors riot and kill you for trying to sell the milk.
Libertarian/Anarcho-Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
Clintonomics: You have two cows. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Totalitarianism: You have two cows. The government takes them and denies they ever existed. Milk is banned.
Counter-Culture: Wow, dude, there’s like... These two cows, man. You got to have some of this milk.
#508 Der burde komme en advarsel hver gang man åbner et af dine link...
Den lille Rødhætte formuleret vha. matematisk analyse:
Epsilon-red Riding Hood (PDF)
Epsilon-red Riding Hood (PDF)
Her er en til Ronson's samling. <- Its a warning in itself.
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Men ellers, her er hvad der sker hvis man stopper sort snak ind i en mail udveksling.:
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genialt! I sær den sidste!
Nextnx (520) skrev:
Men ellers, her er hvad der sker hvis man stopper sort snak ind i en mail udveksling.:
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genialt! I sær den sidste!
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artikel om alienfisk skrev:However, ufologists and scientists were greatly disappointed when they found out that the fishermen had eaten the monster. They said that they were not scared of the creature so they decided to use it as food. One of the men said that it was the most delicious dish he had ever eaten.
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chreddy (526) skrev:hmm.. :P
http://filmz.dk/robert-knepper-i-4-saeson-af-heroe...
Haha, fantastisk nyhed
#535: Det er fanme skummelt....
Det er der her ikke... bare sært:
http://gizmodo.com/5279459/remainders-+-things-we-...
Og så noget helt andet:
http://gizmodo.com/5288330/8-gadgets-that-hide-all...
Det er der her ikke... bare sært:
http://gizmodo.com/5279459/remainders-+-things-we-...
Og så noget helt andet:
http://gizmodo.com/5288330/8-gadgets-that-hide-all...
Hvorfor har jeg aldrig tænkt på den løsning? Det da faktisk ikke helt dumt...
http://failblog.org/2009/06/03/solution-fail/
http://failblog.org/2009/06/03/solution-fail/
På PS3 vises harddisk-gemme-advarslen næsten konstant. Men den advarsel som Trash Panic kommer med slår godt nok dem alle.
Det må godt nok være et "sygt" spil.
Trash Panic skrev:ADVARSEL: Du bør konsultere en læge før brug,
hvis du tidligere har haft epilepsi eller anfald.
Bestemte mønstre kan udløse anfald uden
tidligere fortilfælde.
Læs vejledningen, der følger med produktet,
for at læse mere
Det må godt nok være et "sygt" spil.
#541
Det er faktisk ikke så sjældent, som man skulle tro - Har oplevet advarslen ved en god del spil, på de første par sider af brugervejledningen.
(Nu kom jeg i tanke om et spil, hvor det var på, men kan ikke huske titlen - Et konsolspil, hvor man 'kører' i sådan nogle fartøjer ala dem de bruger i Star Wars?)
Det er faktisk ikke så sjældent, som man skulle tro - Har oplevet advarslen ved en god del spil, på de første par sider af brugervejledningen.
(Nu kom jeg i tanke om et spil, hvor det var på, men kan ikke huske titlen - Et konsolspil, hvor man 'kører' i sådan nogle fartøjer ala dem de bruger i Star Wars?)
#544:
Ups! Utroligt det kan lade sig gøre. Og de hverken spørger eller tjekker med husets beboer først???!!
Latterligt dyrt - latterligt dårligt ;)
Ups! Utroligt det kan lade sig gøre. Og de hverken spørger eller tjekker med husets beboer først???!!
Latterligt dyrt - latterligt dårligt ;)
Kennedy Corpus får en note fra Obama, der undskylder for hendes fravær.
Well, Obama har lige fået endnu en fan på livstid.
Well, Obama har lige fået endnu en fan på livstid.
http://www.comon.dk/news/ingen.browser.i.windows.7_41258.html skrev:Vi er 100 procent committed på at levere Windows 7 til det europæiske marked på sammen tidspunkt med resten af verden. Men vi er også 100 procent committed til at overholde gældende lov i Europa. Derfor har vi besluttet, at tilbyde Windows 7 uden Explorer,« siger Mortimer Liebman, der produktchef for Windows i Danmark.
Altså explorer.exe? Godt nok et kedeligt Windows så :P
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