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Gravatar #2 - larsp
14. jul. 2020 12:30
Svarer til at kræve 96 års erfaring i C ;)
Gravatar #3 - CBM
15. jul. 2020 03:17
Man skal da bare være en vampyr med en tidsmaskine :-)

Gravatar #4 - amazingbloger
23. jul. 2020 05:59
tanton strikes again; 18th HR in August ties ML record. August 29, 2017. Giancarlo Stanton, Matt Wieter. WASHINGTON (AP) — Miami Marlins slugger

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Gravatar #5 - arne_v
28. jul. 2020 14:31
Copy pastet fra LinkedIn:


Looking to hire a Jr Data Scientist:

- 15 years Python
- 30 years SQL
- 20 years AWS
- 15 years Spark
- 15 years Terraform
- Core contributor to assembly code base
- Team player
- Should have some sort of martial arts experience, whether Ninja, Jujitsu, or Karate. All 3 is preferred.
- Knows SQL, NoSQL, NewSQL and all future flavors of SQL
- Project Management experience
- Strong experience with Keras, TensorFlow, Sklearn, XGBoost and preferably has written their own ML library from scratch.
- Should have published at least 2 top level academic papers preferably focused around a Convolutional Recurrent Back-propagating Neural Network
- Open source contributor at least 5 projects.
- Experience leading teams of 10,000 people or more
- Managed CI/CD pipeline for an application with at least 2 billion daily users
- Should have at least 1 PhD, 5 is preferred.

Yes, we have ping pong tables and an open floor plan and lots of salty snacks in the breakroom. Organic Kombucha on tap.

The interviews will consist of a 5 day process of whiteboarding algorithms from scratch followed by writing your own compiler and a coding exam will be taken at random from the 20 most popular programming languages.


God humor.
Gravatar #6 - larsp
28. jul. 2020 15:18
Med de her oppustede jobopslag kan man være sikker på kun at få bullshit artists med lav moral. Det kunne faktisk være en gyldig strategi hvis man i virkeligheden leder efter en software sælger ;)
Gravatar #7 - arne_v
28. jul. 2020 15:38
#6

(quote i #5 er en joke)

Umulige krav giver vel nogle forskellige scenarier:

A) ansøger sender en uærlig ansøgning
B) ansøger sender en ærlig ansøgning
C) ansøger opgiver at sende en ansøgning

Og det er skidt - C'erne er nok bedre end A'erne.
Gravatar #8 - larsp
29. jul. 2020 09:29
arne_v (7) skrev:
(quote i #5 er en joke)

I know, var dog først overbevist om det efter "Should have some sort of martial arts experience, whether Ninja, Jujitsu, or Karate. All 3 is preferred" ;)
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