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Gravatar #1 - arne_v
4. jun. 2024 16:08
Why do Java developers wear glasses?... Because they don't C#.
Gravatar #2 - GrillBiller
6. jun. 2024 05:09
Hvorfor var AI-programmet så dårligt til fodbold? Fordi det altid blev fanget i et uendeligt loop!

(ja.. den er fra Copilot)
Gravatar #3 - arne_v
6. jun. 2024 15:20
Why do developers avoid cryptography?

It's usually a pain in the AES.
Gravatar #4 - arne_v
6. jun. 2024 15:21
What tavern do Microsoft and Apple IT managers like?

The Vendor Lock Inn.
Gravatar #5 - arne_v
6. jun. 2024 15:23
There's 10 types of people.

Those who understand binary and those who don't.

(den er ret velkendt)
Gravatar #6 - arne_v
6. jun. 2024 15:23
Why did the Java developer teach his young kids about single quotes?

Because they build character.
Gravatar #7 - arne_v
6. jun. 2024 15:23
Why do programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.
Gravatar #8 - arne_v
6. jun. 2024 15:25
What did the Java Code say to the C code?

You’ve got no class!
Gravatar #9 - larsp
7. jun. 2024 10:30
I tried to solve a problem with Java.

Now I have a problem factory!
Gravatar #10 - arne_v
10. jun. 2024 16:30
Algorithm A Word Used By Programmers When They Don't Want To Explain What They Did
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