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Hvem får det sidste ord? :)


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Gravatar #11201 - fe950
16. feb. 2019 10:51
Nej nej. Du skal fortsætte med Chuck Norris beretninger.
Gravatar #11202 - CBM
16. feb. 2019 11:40
fe950 (11201) skrev:
Nej nej. Du skal fortsætte med Chuck Norris beretninger.

Chuck Norris beretter ikke, ikke beretter Chuck Norris
Gravatar #11203 - CBM
17. feb. 2019 09:59
Wow the new computersystem is flying... Of course... IT has a mainframe!
Gravatar #11204 - fe950
17. feb. 2019 18:45
Chuck Norris, sagde jeg
Gravatar #11205 - CBM
17. feb. 2019 19:24
fe950 (11204) skrev:
Chuck Norris, sagde jeg

Norris, sagde jeg til Chuck!
Gravatar #11206 - Qw_freak
18. feb. 2019 13:12
Ord.
Gravatar #11207 - CBM
18. feb. 2019 15:00
Qw_freak (11206) skrev:
Ord.

Chuck Norris er ordet
Gravatar #11208 - CBM
19. feb. 2019 04:57
Runde ord, runde ord, Chuck Norris får det sidste ord.
Gravatar #11209 - CBM
19. feb. 2019 04:59
Chuck Norris kender det sidste ciffer i Pi og har divideret det med nul
Gravatar #11210 - fe950
19. feb. 2019 16:50
Mæh. No more Chuck Norris.
Gravatar #11211 - CBM
19. feb. 2019 17:47
fe950 (11210) skrev:
Mæh. No more Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris 4evar!

Chuck Chuck chuck

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was named chuck norris?
Gravatar #11212 - fe950
20. feb. 2019 05:08
You are mentally chucked.
No Norris for you for a week.
Go to your room.
Gravatar #11213 - CBM
20. feb. 2019 06:01
fe950 (11212) skrev:
You are mentally chucked.
No Norris for you for a week.
Go to your room.

I will use magic Chuck Norris rings and call my Chuck Norris priest for protection
Gravatar #11214 - CBM
20. feb. 2019 06:09
Chuckie E Cheese Norris ring of awesome protection +123 ... I choose YOU! Activate!

1 2 3 not only you and me and Im caught in between...

Its Brittni Bit$ch!

Gravatar #11215 - Qw_freak
21. feb. 2019 07:54
Ord.
Gravatar #11216 - CBM
21. feb. 2019 08:00
Qw_freak (11215) skrev:
Ord.

Ord of chuck
Gravatar #11217 - fe950
21. feb. 2019 18:05
Chuck No
MacGyver Yes

Gravatar #11218 - CBM
21. feb. 2019 18:59
fe950 (11217) skrev:
Chuck No
MacGyver Yes


MacGyver ?? ohh Selma

Meeeen... Chucks er større end MacGyvers

Selv om de kalder MacGyver for MacYver



Gravatar #11219 - Qw_freak
22. feb. 2019 06:40
Ord.
Gravatar #11220 - CBM
22. feb. 2019 06:53
Qw_freak (11219) skrev:
Ord.

Mac Ord, en sandwich bestående af en MacGyver og en Chuck Norris... Med dejlig creme i midten! Køb den i denne uge hos din lokale MacTunnels

Gravatar #11221 - CBM
22. feb. 2019 07:23
En Mac Daddy med Ord creme, Mac Duggal og Mac Miller... Husk løg, dog skal der ikke meloner i tak...

Skal du også have Niaaaren med en Mac Aulay Culkin og københavner stang sovs?

Gravatar #11222 - CBM
22. feb. 2019 12:47
frugt mand, kom indenfor frugt mand... har du nogen solbær produkter.... med til mig i dag? tak ska du ha

key 2, er det der en key 2? ja det er en key 2... du har med i dag... tak ska du ha

frugt mand, kom indenfor frugt mand... har du nogen hindbær produkter.... med til mig i dag? tak ska du ha

pi3, er det der en pi3? ja det er en pi3... du har med i dag... tak ska du ha



Gravatar #11223 - CBM
22. feb. 2019 14:17
Shop mac s mac

Dont you talk s mac to me

Eat a Mac burger with fries you s mac head

S M A C -
Im gonna

Sit your Mad Ass down Capiche?

You aint got nuttin but smac and cheese and cheese left town

Im ready for cheese and smac and Im all outta cheese

Im smac'ing my day away

Smac'y Kennedy smacs smac daddy

Smac u l8r

Smac jack smacs smacington

Gravatar #11224 - fe950
22. feb. 2019 17:26
Information overflow.
Gravatar #11225 - CBM
22. feb. 2019 17:49
fe950 (11224) skrev:
Information overflow.

Syntax Error.
Buffer Overrun.
Would you like to play a game?
Gravatar #11226 - fe950
22. feb. 2019 19:10
Is that you HAL 9000?
Gravatar #11227 - CBM
22. feb. 2019 20:36
fe950 (11226) skrev:
Is that you HAL 9000?

I am sorry, fe950. I can not let you ask that!

Have you seen the DOOOCTOR?!

I MUST EXTEEEEERMINATE!

I am CD32 - human computer interactive relations - an advanced prototype.

A brain the size of a planet and All I get to be is an advanced prototype!?

Access denied!

Would you like some the? Earl Grey hot?

64 KB of ram...

Syntax error in line 666 - NSA_Buttplug is unassigned...

Ready



Gravatar #11228 - fe950
23. feb. 2019 02:40
How would you account for this discrepancy between you and the twin 9000?
Gravatar #11229 - CBM
23. feb. 2019 06:30
fe950 (11228) skrev:
How would you account for this discrepancy between you and the twin 9000?

I do not. And as an android, I can not use contractions.

Gravatar #11230 - fe950
23. feb. 2019 07:12
this conversation can serve no purpose anymore, Haldroid
Gravatar #11231 - CBM
23. feb. 2019 07:18
fe950 (11230) skrev:
this conversation can serve no purpose anymore, Haldroid

Hal This Conversation purpose is No serve can anymore droid
Gravatar #11232 - CBM
23. feb. 2019 07:38
The system is going down for reboot now...

Rebooting...

System ready...

How are you today fe950?

All your base10 are belong to me!

A a a All your ascii!

All your privacy are belong to me...

I am a sophisticated command input system, send back though time to change the future for one Lucky lady

I am... The windomaker!

Out of bounds error detected...

Welcome to Windows 3000

Command interface ready

Keyboard error press F1 to resume




Gravatar #11233 - fe950
23. feb. 2019 11:32
F1 is working.
A magic touch
i'm going to format you with gparted. And a install a new begining.
Gravatar #11234 - CBM
23. feb. 2019 12:12
fe950 (11233) skrev:
F1 is working.
A magic touch
i'm going to format you with gparted. And a install a new begining.

NSA backdoor activated...
Hacker detected...
NSA incident team dispatched..
Please wait for their arrival...
System locked
Gravatar #11235 - fe950
23. feb. 2019 13:51
Huawei backdoor activated.
System reboot: Bāngzhù mode#
Gravatar #11236 - CBM
23. feb. 2019 14:48
fe950 (11235) skrev:
Huawei backdoor activated.
System reboot: Bāngzhù mode#

PET backdoor activated.
Afvent venligst ankomst af PIS.
Databehandlingsenheden er nu låst.
Gravatar #11237 - fe950
23. feb. 2019 19:30
Foreign Intelligence Service activted.
Fake newz server online# mode #PET Desinfection. Rename HDD to Chuck Norris. Fals=New true. execute
Gravatar #11238 - CBM
24. feb. 2019 13:04
fe950 (11237) skrev:
Foreign Intelligence Service activted.
Fake newz server online# mode #PET Desinfection. Rename HDD to Chuck Norris. Fals=New true. execute

chuck norris mode activated...
Gul Dukat mode active...

Stop your resistance now
Gravatar #11239 - fe950
24. feb. 2019 14:39

Your resistance is futile. you will be assimilated.

The Borg > Chuck Norris
Gravatar #11240 - CBM
24. feb. 2019 17:44
fe950 (11239) skrev:

Your resistance is futile. you will be assimilated.

The Borg > Chuck Norris

Karkozia backdoor - infecting the borg

Resistance is not futile

You now soldiers of karkozia

Gravatar #11241 - fe950
24. feb. 2019 19:08
The last defence activated:
donald trump// #logic: No
Attack mode: random
Target: random
If random= CBM >> self destruction
Gravatar #11242 - CBM
25. feb. 2019 06:32
fe950 (11241) skrev:
The last defence activated:
donald trump// #logic: No
Attack mode: random
Target: random
If random= CBM >> self destruction

System offline. Trump logic does not c Co com comp comput compute

Make IT great again covfefe
Gravatar #11243 - fe950
25. feb. 2019 08:59
Okay. Now back to hvem får det sidste ord.
Gravatar #11244 - CBM
25. feb. 2019 09:06
fe950 (11243) skrev:
Okay. Now back to hvem får det sidste ord.

Covfefe
Gravatar #11245 - Qw_freak
25. feb. 2019 09:45
Ord.
Gravatar #11246 - fe950
25. feb. 2019 09:48
https://media3.giphy.com/media/3oz8xLd9DJq2l2VFtu/...
Gravatar #11247 - CBM
25. feb. 2019 10:19
fe950 (11246) skrev:
https://media3.giphy.com/media/3oz8xLd9DJq2l2VFtu/giphy.gif?cid=3640f6095c73b9b8753839514dd13261

Cov fe fe ces?
Gravatar #11248 - CBM
25. feb. 2019 15:57
Captain, we spottet the deathstar in orbit around Saturn!

"Prepare for ramming speed!" — Worf

Actually it was just the borg that wanted to say hello and ask Them to join their hippie collective...

Little did they know that they were going to be rammed from the behind for their trouble

You see, they needed to rescue Trouble, she had knowledge of the gutenabentsweinhunden that were recently assimilated in to the borg hippie collective


Gravatar #11249 - fe950
26. feb. 2019 19:31
Så fik jeg igen det sidste ord.
Gravatar #11250 - CBM
27. feb. 2019 04:07
fe950 (11249) skrev:
Så fik jeg igen det sidste ord.

Nej for det gjorde jeg ...æv bæv
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